Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Metroplex Girls Episode: Trip to Arkansas

London, Paris, and Jersey decided to go to Arkansas around 4 pm that day. It was optional, but they all wanted to go and get away from the Metroplex for a day or so. As they get closer, Jersey spots a Dairy Queen, so London drives up, and starts to order, after the order was completed the cashier asked London in a real Country Hill Billy accent, "That Be All"? Of course the girls, couldn't help themselves so they started talking in the same country accent to each other. Paris started it, and had London and Jersey crying laughing because she talked with that country accent better than the cashier!
Three and a half hours later they get closer to Paris's grandparents property. London asked Paris if there were any small town horror stories. She named off a couple, and had London and Jersey scared shitless! The Girls arrive at thier destination. The land surrounding the house was endless, and the trees were forever tall. They get introduced to her grandparents, who are wonderful, and loving people by the way, and eventually they hop in Paris' grandfather's F250 Ford Truck which has a lift kit, and sits about 5 feet off the ground. They head out to the neighborhood Wal-Mart, to pick up some groceries and necessities, while blasting London's CD, because Paris' grandfather has a sound system in the truck. Go figure!!!
While in Wal-Mart the girls act a fool, they figured, why not, nobody will ever see them again! One lady came up to the girls, and said "Ya'll aren't from around here are you? LOL! Pretty funny. They pick up a few movies, go back to the house, and eat some of grandma's best cookin. The food was amazing. The girls watch a movie, then head to bed. That morning the girls went to church, and later help Paris' grandmother with the cooking for her black history month sermon at the church she preaches at. Afterwards the girls head back to the house.
London found Paris' grandfathers rifle and asked Paris if she could shoot it. So the girls go outside, London cocks the rifle, and Paris and Jersey run far away from her. The first time she fires the rifle, it kicked so hard, it jerked London back quit a bit. The next time she was prepared for it, and actually hit her target. Afterwards, London put the rifle away, and the girls took a hike in the woods. They discussed the topic of recreating the "Blair Witch Project", Metroplex Girls, Style, by going into the haunted house Paris mentioned in the car ride. Soon afterwards, the girls left Arkansas, and headed back towards home, their Metroplex...........

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